Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...