Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...