Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...