Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Murphy said to his daughter
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Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...