Rules for Cats
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If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...