Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.