your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
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What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
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A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...