A hoppercraft!
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Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
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Male-Bashing at it’s best!
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The dumb blonde and her used car!
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She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
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Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
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