Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....