Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!