Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...