Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...