A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...