The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
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An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
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A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
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Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...