Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...