College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...