May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...