Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...