Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...