An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
I want to take money with me
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Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Banned Children’s Books
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Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...