Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...