Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...