Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...