So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...