Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...