Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...