Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...