The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...