A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
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