30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...