Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...