Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...