There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
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Santas Diversion
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Tigger.
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A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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New business mergers!
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How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
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