Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...