Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...