Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...