Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...