cross a spider and an elephant
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Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
I think that I’m a chicken
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...