Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...