Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...