Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...