Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...