When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...