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The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
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The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
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When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Chain Letter Type IV
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Free haircuts
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The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...