Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...