Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.