The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...