Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!