Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...