Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...